When My Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs by Gordon Kirkland

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Published by AuthorHouse .

Written in English

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Subjects:

  • Essays, journals, letters & other prose works,
  • Humour,
  • Humor,
  • Essays,
  • General,
  • Humor / General,
  • Literary Collections-Essays,
  • Canadian wit and humor

Book details

The Physical Object
FormatPaperback
Number of Pages176
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL8485333M
ISBN 101420811495
ISBN 109781420811490
OCLC/WorldCa61886355

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Find more information about: ISBN: When My Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs by Gordon Kirkland. As a collection of hilarious newspaper columns by Canadian journalist, Gordon Kirkland, I expected When my mind wanders it brings back souvenirs to be a perfect pick up, put down kind of book suitable for, say, keeping in the bathroom or close at hand for an idle moment over a cup of decent coffee.

Gordon Kirkland When My Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs book a three-time winner of Canada's Stephen Leacock Award of Merit for Humour. His first book, Justice Is Blind - And Her Dog Just Peed In My Cornflakes took the award inand his second book, Never Stand Behind A Loaded Horse won it in His third book, When My Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs won the Award.

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This option was enough to change Kirkland's mind. He self-published his latest book, When my Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs, through AuthorHouse and is very happy with the process. Kirkland launched his book this year with a book signing in Las Vegas, and the Borders bookstores there bought 50 softcovers and 30 hardcovers.

This option was enough to change Kirkland’s mind. He self-published his latest book, When my Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs, through AuthorHouse and is very happy with the process. Kirkland launched his book this year with a book signing in Las Vegas, and the Borders bookstores there bought 50 softcovers and 30 hardcovers.

In order to maintain a regular publishing schedule, Kirkland turned to the services of AuthorHouse, in order to self-publish each of his next three books, When My Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs inI Think I May Be Having One OF Those Decades inand I May Be Big But I Didn’t Cause That Solar Eclipse in   When my mind wanders it leaves me behind often leaving me confused upon it returning wondering where the hours went.

At least it brings back souvenirs. As for where it goes it often goes exploring the depths of of life's up and downs trying to figure out everything about life so it can be prepared for any situation that comes around. Introduction: I May Be Big, But I Didn’t Cause That Solar Eclipse.

I have often admitted that I am big for my age. I'm tall and I am wide. With my gray hair and beard, along with that whole 'bowl full of jelly' thing I have working for me, small children often mistake me for Santa : Gordon Kirkland.

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It too, received Stephen Leacock Award of Merit For Humour. InKirkland realized that he needed to shorten the period between books, and joined the beginnings of the independent author/publisher movement. His first book published this way was When My Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs.

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All My Life's A Circle. Harry Chapin's voice hasn't stopped running around in circles in my mind since I saw the baby yesterday. Kirkland is a Canadian syndicated humor columnist, author and comedian. His latest book is When My Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs (AuthorHouse, ) ISBN 1.

Thistledown Press released his second book, Never Stand Behind A Loaded Horse in March of This book followed the lead of his first book by winning the Stephen Leacock Award of Merit for Humour.

When My Mind Wanders It Brings Back Souvenirs, was released in January in the United States by AuthorHouse&tm. The Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour, also known as the Stephen Leacock Medal for Humour or just the Leacock Medal, is an annual literary award presented for the best book of humour written in English by a Canadian writer, published or self-published in the previous year.

The silver medal, designed by sculptor Emanuel Hahn, is a tribute to well-known Canadian humorist Stephen Leacock. This book was a chore to read, but there was a glimmer of hope that kept me skimming for the last pages rather than banish this one to my dnf shelf.

flag 1 like /5. “When my mind wanders, it sometimes brings back souvenirs.” Sometimes I get so distracted, and struggle to focus on what I’m reading or listening to. Yesterday, I was very distracted during worship.

changed my mind. I see what a good and useful study it is, though I must confess my mind wanders from it sometimes. for, nice and useful as arithmetic is, it is not as interesting as a beautiful poem or a lovely story. But bless me, how time does fly. I have only a few moments left in which to answer your questions about the "Helen Keller.

Catching a glimpse of the turquoise paint underneath the electrical faceplate, brings me back to parenting the 10 year old. From there my mind wanders to the many hats I’ve worn as a parent. Among them nurturer, disciplinarian, chef and listener.

My mind has also been thinking about my blog, and why I’ve not been posting. Oh my goodness I loved this book. I mean how can you not love a book about sloths, sleeping as an event and the cutest name ever for a book character, Snuggleford Cuddlebuns.

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How well you know me, how well you describe me as a child, always and ever lost in the la-la-land of daydreams and imagination Since I no longer drive with the radio on, I find this is the time when my mind wanders, yet I am simultaneously mindful of all around me. Wow. Such thoughts come when I'm completely aware and completely "lost".

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I managed to get majority of my souvenirs from here. As you wander through the bustling streets and check out the markets and shops you eventually end up at Camden Passage. This is another market but features unique items and the best souvenir store I found, it’s along the left hand side wall, if your in the area I definitely recommend it!.

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